Coachella: Desperate SWF Seeks Wristband
There is still time to get your ass to Indio, but you'll need a wristband to get anywhere near the field, let alone inside the festival. We've been trolling Craigslist to get an idea just how desperate buyers and sellers are getting as the final minutes tick down to showtime in the desert.
The Sob Story: Its always a good idea to play the guilt card if you're trying to score last minute tickets. Its even better to play the pet dying of cancer card and offer a slight markup on the ticket price. The pixelated happy/sad faces at the bottom are a real nice touch too.
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The Personalized Photo: Always include a photo if you can. For an intimate quality, its optimal to take the shot yourself as you're lounging on your dorm room floor and spreading your legs.
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The Fake Photo: If you can't take your own picture, just steal one from www.hotwetyogatwins.com.
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