Top 60 Worst Lil Wayne Lines on Tha Carter IV

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Lil Wayne's magnum crapus Tha Carter IV came out yesterday; first up in our Weezy coverage was Daniel Kohn's really funny piece about his brother's strange encounter getting high with the diminuitive rapper back in New Orleans.

In any case, the album is wildly uneven. It features some excellent production and great guest turns from folks like Tech N9ne, Rick Ross, Bun B and others. What ruins the album, however, is Wayne himself, who offers up an all-you-care-to-eat smorgasbord of bad puns, sorry similes and unreasonable metaphors. Here are his sixty worst lines from the album.

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60. "All about my riches/ My name should be Richard" (From "Blunt Blowin")
59. "Swagger down pat/ Call my shit Patricia" (From "6 Foot 7 Foot")
58. "All I had to do was put two and two together/ But that just makes four, but not 'four-ever'" (From "How To Hate")
57. "Don't call me 'sir'/ Call me 'sir-vivor'" (From: "Nightmares Of The Bottom")
56. "Some people hang you out to dry/ Like a towel rack" (From "She Will")
55. "I put up a wall/ And they just wallpaper" (From "Blunt Blowin")
54. "Weezy F. Baby/ And the 'F' ain't for fear" (From: "Nightmares Of The Bottom")
53. "You don't want to start Weezy/ Cause the 'F' is for finisher" (From "6 Foot 7 Foot")
52. "Weezy F./ For 'Fuck you'" (From "How To Hate")
51. "The 'F' is for 'Fuck yourself'" (From: "Nightmares Of The Bottom")

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ianfrederick91
ianfrederick91

"I put up a wall, and they just wallpaper"

 "I tried to pay attention, but attention paid me"

"Eat her till she cry, call it wine and dine"

"If life is a bitch, than mine a gold digger"

"Nothing standing in my way, like nothing's my security"

"I got through that sentence like a subject and a predicate"

"Real G's move in silence like lasagna"

These are all AWESOME lines. I don't see how you can complain about them unless you miss the point. How can you judge a Lil Wayne line before understanding it? And all the lines about the weed being loud, gotta be retarded to not see anything in that, have you ever smelled bud on a classmate from across the classroom (at least everyone can relate to that one). The Lasagna line was so popular... D-block made a track with the line as the damn hook. Also another 30 of these lines were good, maybe 10-15 were bad but come on 10-15 bad lines on an entire album? At least he isn't a pussy, he goes for it and says what comes to his mind, that's why you gotta love him. I'm so rich you should call me richard or whatever the line is, yea its retarded but the dude is just having fun with it and so many people hate on him like he is costing people their lives in the process. You can hate me or love me

ladyEM
ladyEM

@ianfrederick91 No one is denying that Lil' Wayne lyrics don't have in lack of a better word "meaning" but the point a lot of what he says is simply stupid. 

alwaysnow91
alwaysnow91 like.author.displayName 1 Like

35. "Eat her 'til she cry/ Call that wine and dine" (From "She Will")34. "Just sit on my grill/ That's that tailgate for ya" (From "So Special")33. "I make her come first/ Then I follow the leader" (From "So Special")32. "Been fuckin the world/ And nigga I ain't come yet" (From "John")

LOL too bad that's 4 in a row that are all dope. Some of these weren't that great admittedly, but I think the writer got confused.

nune
nune

they love drake here and hate lil wayne .... no bias

Ezio
Ezio

And yeah the "G" is silent in Lasagna, but he's talking about real G's MOVE in silence which makes absolutely no fuckin sense in relation to the G in Lasagna. But of course people with the IQ of a monkey would think this shit is clever.

Stop riding this leopard print, fuzzy ugg boot wearing, Baby kissing, wack ass rapper's dick.

ianfrederick91
ianfrederick91

@Ezio Really? You need a relation in the G in Lasagna to gangsters moving quietly? Are you that stubborn? The G is silent. Real gangsters conduct business in silence. That's all there is to it. It's a clever line. How the FUCK does someone who "hates" Lil Wayne even get to a page like this? I would never be caught dead commenting on ANY other rappers article on some random ass blog like this. Again, the G is silent, gangsters are quiet. Unless you are thinking of street gangstas like bloods and shit, but those aren't the real gangsters, the real ones are the Italians who kiss their family hello, hence why Lil Wayne kissed Baby, it's a sign of respect. You don't need to be someone else's race to participate in their cultural beliefs, don't be so ignorant. 

Rgcool
Rgcool

@Ezio Anyways if the G is Silent then wouldn't it be pronounced Lasana lol, the G is NOT silent ppl!!

Ezio
Ezio

Wow, this is fuckin pathetic beyond belief, but the commentators backing these lines are even worse.

People like Lupe Fiasco snore better lines than this garbage. When it Waynes it pours?!?! LOL give me a fuckin break.

Spidermanclan
Spidermanclan

for #3,  weezy's G's "gangsters" move in silence like the the letter g in lasagna. when you say the word lasagna the G is SILENT. so how is this line one of the top 3 worst weezy lines. Is this person stupid? and #4 put "jack" and "son" together and you get jackson, then put samuel then L and jackson together and what do you get? Samuel L. Jackson.

Mikeyottowc08
Mikeyottowc08

Get fuckin real. Every single "worst" line I just read I knew what song it was from without you having to say so. Idk what makes the author of this article think that he could do any better. THAT'S RIGHT CAUSE NO ONE CAN! BEST RAPPER ALL OF TIME I mean shit you had to of listened to every fuckin song right, to pick out 60 "worst" lines? Where's your fuckin Grammy award you dumb prick? Fuck this site fuck the author also and anyone else who agrees with this garbage

sflickner
sflickner

You're retarded.  Anyone could do better than that.

Young Prince
Young Prince

Yeeaahh I'v heard some corny Lil Wayne lines but half of these aren't even bad.. "Married to the money a true love story" I mean it's not all that but worst? Ok.... wow

Tvtezvp
Tvtezvp

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna, your fucking stupid. That's a great line, tried to understand it

lolcats
lolcats

please go kill yourself, how is that a great line, want real rap listen to immortal technique-dance with the devil, you ignorant cunt

_ shy .
_ shy .

Yous put the hottest lines up :) ha. Oh & by the way, theres ALOT of mistakes .

Ex. It isn't : 23."You don't need a bus pass/ You need to bust your ass"

dickheads.

Guestt
Guestt

Lol jus out of curiosity do one original line you made up that is better then Real Gs move in silence like lasagna. You ever read Rolling Stone? This line almost alone earned him the number three spot on the list of top 100 song.

Bwonderous
Bwonderous

Of course these lyrics don't make sense out of context, but when paired with the rest of the lines they go harder than all other rappers. 

lolcats
lolcats

what, you are so pathetic, lil wayne is pure trash, and so are the people that listen to it, fucking dickhead

jennifer
jennifer

 @lolcats what are you, an intellectual? an intellectual that only listens to shit like Immortal Technique? that kind of music is what makes dipshits like you think they are smart and underground - get over it, Immortal Technique is over. Wayne is swimming in money, and you are on the internet.... wait, who is the pathetic dickhead again? oh yeah...

Ahdjhfg
Ahdjhfg

yall fucking haters get a life. wayne rocks

Ray Djcrunchtime
Ray Djcrunchtime

don't fully agree with this article. some of the lines are not that great. for example "Mind so sharp I fuck around and cut my head off" and  "All about my riches/ My name should be Richard". but its when presented as a whole song these simple lines make sense. definitely not his best work tho. i consider the carter 2 to be his best work

bshayy
bshayy

Are you kidding me? These lines are genius! What in the world is wrong with you?

Simplyhark
Simplyhark

"... don't compare me to them other bums over thereIt's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums, yeahI'm bananas, pussy, cut off your grapes and grow a pear.."Now that's Em when he's just playing around! So maybe Wayne needs to stop playing so damn much and concentrate on making better, "non boo-boo" rhymes. I've heard way better by him. This is pure garbage and only the simple minded would call this list clever.

Jjrave
Jjrave

55. If you dont like this line your an idiot. You obviously were not clever enough to get what he was saying. He doesnt care what others think. End,

Hyt38551
Hyt38551

Get a life dude seems like your stressing too much over somebody who has actually done something with theirs

YOUNG ONE ✓
YOUNG ONE ✓

i got a line for lil wayne i just made up for his new album is really lyrically lyrical here it goes:"beef could get you slaugther or it could get you chese; becarefull how you milk the cow watch out with her feet" that one rigtht their is going to be the best line for the carter 5 

RIPl
RIPl like.author.displayName 1 Like

I had beef with this thief named RandolphNow he's in a casket dressed up with his hands crossed

Me being a virgin, that's idioticCause if Big L got the AIDS every cutie in the city got it

Fifty G's is what the creep stole; so the next dayknocked on his door and shot his granny through the peephole

A tech nine is my utensilFillin' niggas with so much led they can use they dick for a pencilI'm known for snatchin' purses and bombin' churchesI get more pussy on accident then most niggas get on purpose

And when it comes to gettin nookie I'm not a rookieI got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like WhoopieI run with sturdy clicks I'm never hittin dirty chicksGot thirty-five bodies, buddy don't make it thirty-six

Battles I lose none I make crews runI get fools done, got ten fingers but only use oneMy run is like Machine Gun Kelly, with a black skullyPut one in your belly, leave you smelly, then take your Pelle Pelle

they wanna know why im so flya girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye

The crown is still mine cause I drop ill rhymesA lot of rappers talk that murder shit and couldn't kill time

Step to this and get shanked upI knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt>>>>>lil waynes entire career

GeturMindRite
GeturMindRite

Heres a lupe example frm "dumb it down""Something really stinks but i spinx like leon." Hes refering to leon spinx the boxer who got his nose broken. He also says it lik "sphinx", a reference to the famous egyptian monument with no nose. Also, the whole song is refering to not having senses such as smell. There is no relation to "lasagna" nd "ganstas" or being "6 foot 7" u gotta think people.

Akasha
Akasha

"I tried to fuck the world/ And couldn't even get aroused"

"Been fuckin the world/ And nigga I ain't come yet"

"I make her come first/ Then I follow the leader"

"Eat her 'til she cry/ Call that wine and dine"

"You faker than some titties/You get titty-fucked"

"I get deep in that pussy/ Dig her out, surgery"

"Mind so sharp I fuck around and cut my head off"

"Boy I send them bloods at your ass/ Like a tampon"

"I woke up this morning, dick rock hard/ Ashed my blunt in my Grammy award" 

 That all made me vomit a little.

A1b2c3baseball
A1b2c3baseball

this is the epitome of hating. for someone to take their time to listen to an album and write an article on the 60 worst lines is ridiculous. it could've been taken somewhat seriously if the lasagna line wasn't 3. thats a great line. if you think that line is stupid because the g "technically" makes a y sound, anything u say cannot be taken seriously

skrimpskrampy
skrimpskrampy

the f is for faggot.fuck the worl get child out her.fuck the world divorce her.fuck the world afterglow.fuck the world make a porno with her.fuck the world make digorno with her.fuck the world f is for fuck the world.fuck the world then i took an arrow in the knee.                                     COMMENTS                                                                                      im only 12 and i still enjoy this music

Conorpres
Conorpres

"All I had to do was put two and two together/ But that just makes four, but not 'four-ever'" - thats all u have to read to know lil wayne sucks

Conorpres
Conorpres

hahahaha i cant believe people r trying to defend lil wayne. these lines r hilarious

25tolifeisrockin
25tolifeisrockin

Yeah, we get it, he means the G in lasagna is silent, like real G's move in silence, like the G in lasagna. We get it, it's just a stupid ass line. It doesn't go over our heads, once again, its a stupid fucking line.

Conorpres
Conorpres

the sad thing is.. people think that line is cool. when its just down right gay

Kirthannepaul83
Kirthannepaul83

You must be mad in your head if you think these punchlines suck! The man is a genius!!

Cafu1986
Cafu1986

"Real G's move in silence like lasagna."  What a horrible line. Incredible, just as you thought that Lil' Lame, couldn't sink deeper, he shows you there's no limit to the idiotic immature wordplay, he spits. There's absolutely nothing complex, nothing soulful, no poetry in his music.

Dezhamby
Dezhamby

60 worst. Haha. More like 60 Best lines from Carter 4. Blunt Blowin I like the View and 6 foot = best songs ever. Waynes lines and metaphores are the illest.

Itsdreda
Itsdreda

Hate when people use words that they don't understand. From reading this i can see our nation is going into a shit hole. People don't know the meaning of ignorant. If you don't understand it don't use it, or you're ignorant yourself.

ALSOeveryone is going to have their own opinion about wayne. DEAL WITH IT.

say something.
say something.

part of the reason this is so funny is that when the lines are all grouped up you see he says a lot of the same things.... "the F is for ___" "I'm in this bitch blah blah" "bullshit blah blah blah" "my money blah blah blah" and none of it is relevant to anything else. call me a hater, but if wayne was as great as y'all say he is he wouldn't repeat the same damn things and he would have something of substance to say. 

Analytically Speaking
Analytically Speaking

Wayne takes basic stuff and show a relevancy in them. Hence why people say he is so amazing. I wouldn't  the simile fact or rapping. This whole thing is a bad article  because I myself am not a Wayne fan I before but you can still credit the guy. Repeating somethings in a different way is another clever thing. Being a writer understanding how hard it is to come up with new material, please the fans and still keep who you is very difficult especially on Wayne's level. How many songs has he written? Come on now. You can't discredit this man. When you live your life as he has, what can you talk about but what you've experienced or heard. If he is constantly high in a dreamland of course that's what he'll talk about. He still is a great rapper my favorite rapper is Eminem and even he repeats certain things. Drake is my favorite artist and he does the same. All writers and artist draw their material from their own experience. You can' talk about new things or the average man if you're far from it.

Adam
Adam

I love how most people are saying that these lines went "over our heads". They're easy to comphrehend. We get it. We know what he's saying. It's the fact that the lines could be written by any kid in middle school. Ok, so you may say "then why don't they?". Well, it's because the lines are fucking horrible! If I was trying to write a track and one of these lines or something similar popped into my head I would NEVER write them down. They're corny. Nothing raw about them. But hey actually maybe I should write down every single line that pops into my head. This dude makes money off of elementary lyrics so maybe I could too. Also, the lasagna line..whether or not you want to say the "g" is silent or not is irrelevant. He says "MOVE in silence like lasagna". Lasagna is mobile? It's just a retarded line that for whatever reason blows peoples minds. I'll never understand why. (and no it didn't go over my head I know what he was going for ) I gues you have to be in the age range of 13-17 to consider this dude a genius.

MizzMinaj
MizzMinaj

@Adam okay just shut the fuck up, because your not making any sense. If you dont understand wayne then let him be, cause he making money and you not, so ahaha

Masoccerman
Masoccerman

If anything, number 60 should be number one, and at least half these lines shouldnt even be on the list.

dslimm
dslimm

Should have said "Real G's move in silence like a campaign. 

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