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TGIF. Who's ready for a drink? We're here to offer you a bit of pregame entertainment, by way of our best West Coast Sound posts of the week.

Let's start by bringing you up to date on our new columns. If you haven't yet, be sure to check out Odd Future member Lionel Boyce's Thoughts From A Random Black Guy, which began last week. In this edition, he talks about his surf god past. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll buy a wet suit.

We also launched Fuck Guilty Pleasures, a column dedicated to owning up to our crappy corporate preferences. In this edition, Ben Westhoff admitted to not being ashamed of his love for Avril . Bold.

Shea Serrano, meanwhile, broke out his highly scientific technique to determine Why This Song Sucks. In this instance, it was Birdman's "Y. U. Mad," featuring Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne. What other songs suck? Well, most of the ones that Glee has reworked. Phillip Mlynar listed the five worst. We personally would have added Gwyneth's defiling of Prince, but in any case God bless him for sitting through those episodes.

Meanwhile, we got all punk on everyone's asses. Javier Cabral wrote the definitive run-down of the East L.A. backyard punk scene, and also offered up his top five eastside backyard punk bands. Glorious. A little more sedate, but no less compelling, was Molly Bergen's account of Bon Iver at The Shrine. Andrea Domanick, for her part, enlightened us on how Wavves managed to get kicked out of both the VMAs and Lil Wayne's afterparty, and visited frontman Nathan Williams' house, the one he shares with his Best Coast GF.

A visiting friend once commented, "All the best bars in L.A. have no windows, and are red-lit." True, some of our favorite haunts are hidden in modest, bricked-up buildings tucked between glitzy clubs. Lina Lecaro lamented the demise of The Spotlight Bar, a "delightfully crummy place" with cheap drinks and colorful characters.

But just as one old bar exits, another gets a makeover. At the beginning of the week, Lecaro broke the news that gringos will now be going into Los Globos instead of just parking in front of it. Don't worry, the Latin music mainstay will keep three nights of Spanish music, and on those nights, the wonderfully weird pricing system as well -- seven bucks a drink, no matter what the drink.

And what of the new nights in Los Globos? Oh, Obama's DJ will be throwing the old-school hip-hop party AFEX there every Thursday night. As Ben Westhoff discovered, DJ Adam 12 is being pulled closer into the president's circle. No word yet if we can expect the big O at Los Globos.

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Dealista
Dealista

Yeah it's true for most of the bars in LA are designed like that. But some of it are still my favorites

anonymous
anonymous

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!they can hear and see what your visually thinkingthis is the complete truth

the reason alot of asians have completely expressionless faces, only associate with asians and dont associate with non asians very much is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read read minds, if all over a billion asians were to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non asians, associate with non asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then alot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they dont like or find astonishing or funny, and if they were all to associate with non asians alot more there would be alot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those other people think things they dont like, so they only associate with asians so there wont be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place

think about it, its not normal how alot of them act, and the entire way they act is all to hide their mind reading abilities, it makes perfect sense to do all of that to hide that they can read minds, because all of that is the perfect way to do it!every single asian on the planet is hiding their mind reading abilities, they will lie about having mind reading abilities forever!because they value hiding their mind reading abilities more then their own lives!thats why nobody knows about it!

try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around asians, and try looking for asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they dont like, find funny or astonishingit still happens despite a large number of them having completely expressionless faces all the time, it would just happen alot more if none of them had completely expressionless faces all the time, its not uncommon!

i know this sounds crazy, impossible, and completely unbelievable, BUT IT ISNT CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

the reason you think this truly is crazy, impossible and unbelieveable is because our society has propagandized people into believing that nothing extra ordinary is real and that is really is impossible, and that its crazy to think that its true that people can read minds, all just to cover up that asians can read minds! who says that cant exist? the people who have mind reading abilities who are trying to cover it up!

you have to spread the message!!!the world has to know about this!!!!

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