Battle of the Barbies: Who's Better, Lil' Kim or Nicki Minaj?

Categories: Deathmatch

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They can both throw out runners at second from this position
See also: The Boss Vs. The Bawse: Who's Better, Bruce Springsteen or Rick Ross?

[Editor's note: Deathmatch pairs two artists who have something in common, and determines who is better. It's a concept we sort-of ripped off from MTV, except that instead of claymation it's the printed word!]

Lil' Kim is a rapper who was mentored (and maybe some other things) by Notorious B.I.G. Nicki Minaj is rapper who was mentored (and maybe some other things) by Lil Wayne. Lil' Kim is the first female MC to educate notoriously squeamish male rappers about the joys of cunnilingus and Nicki Minaj continues to champion the cause. Both call themselves Barbies, like to diss the other, and rap about hardcore sex acts. So, who's the baddest bitch? (Hint: not Trina.)

Sex appeal
Nicki Minaj drives both men and women crazy. At first she flirted with lesbianism, giving women hope and men masturbation material. Then, she said she abstains completely, which also works because everybody loves a challenge. Still, raise your hand if you had the Lil' Kim Hardcore album cover poster on your wall.
Point: Lil' Kim

Collaborations
Nicki has collaborated with just about everyone important in pop music today, including Wayne, Drake, Rihanna, Britney Spears, and will.i.am. But Kim jumped on tracks with tons of rappers in the '90s, and there's really no denying those shiny garbage bag jumpsuits.
Point: Lil' Kim

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Similarities to a Barbie Doll
A college student made a life size Barbie doll with her proportions. Add a little more padding around the hips, and it would resemble Nicki Minaj's body on the album cover of Pink Friday. Also, Nicki really nails that unblinking Barbie stare. Still, Lil' Kim probably has more silicone than flesh in her face.
Point: Lil' Kim


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14 comments
murphy.thomas8
murphy.thomas8

BOOBIES! BEAVER SHOTS! BLANK FACES! Music? More like mucous. 

badestbitch1993
badestbitch1993

ALL I GOTTA SAY IS THAT NIKKI MINAJ  IS THE BOSS LIL KIM IS OLD SKOOL SO SHE NEED TO SIT THE FUK DOWN NICKI OWN DIS SHIT NOW.I SO LOVE HER SHE NOT AFFRID TO SHO WHO SHE IS I DONT AH FUK IF PPL SAY OF SHE FAKE AND SHE AH HOE.JUST KNO SHE THE BADDEST IN THE GAME RITE NOW POINT PERIOD BLANK.

Brat_bree370
Brat_bree370

this is a bunch of bs first off they start talking about nicki in every catagory and then end for no reason saying point: lil' kim.....they should all say point: NICKI MANAJ

Lstruggs51
Lstruggs51

first idc fo niki her words dont make a meaning sound like a lil 1st grader not knowing how to PRONOUNCE WORDS shes makes us as females look like we are very ghetto n un educated omg here comes a girl who gets plastic surgery because shes un happy wit her body shes trying to be some one n some thing she cant  be ha ha( this time want some one save her  i can feel her giving up)

MickyD Lewinski
MickyD Lewinski

Hello if u haters dont have any good to say plz shut fu.. up saying your negative thoughts aint affecting Nicki. Whether she's fake or not she is the best. If i should compare Nicki with lil kim i would be dissin Nicki cause kim aint quality i.e.( Old school bitch , ur product has expired). Nicki is the bestest!!!!!!!!!!!!!

richardstarr
richardstarr

Kind of like the South park choice of turd sandwich or giant douche.Both can be pretty to look at, but otherwise, meh.

StarsRus
StarsRus

Minaj is the poor man's Lil Kim. 

Kim has done it all, the wigs, outfits, sex appeal and all before anyone knew her clone was alive. Anyone who grew up in the 90's knows Kim's history out weighs anything the copy cat has done so far. All Nicki has done is copied Kims whole style right down to her 1st album. Kim's HARDCORE was the "Original" pink female rap album. Call a spade a spade, tell the truth and shame the devil. At the end of the day Kim's worst songs are better than Nicki's best.Oh and Kim came under the wing of Bigge smalls one of the best rappers to touch a mic. She wins by that alone!!!!

Idontcarex3
Idontcarex3

i feel like none of them win! there both trash and i really don't care who sees this. Nicki and Lil Kim are both fake bitches jealous of each other because one gives more pussy to others. you both suck dick! shit! fake ass bitches

BabyGirl:)
BabyGirl:) like.author.displayName 1 Like

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:} LIL KIM STOP HATING ON NIKKI JUST BKUS UR RAPS SPIT DUST N RUST N HERS SPITS FAN N LOVE DONT MEAN U GOTA HATE LOL;) LIL KIM HATE TO SAY BUT U BEEN KIKD OFF UR THRONE ;) NIKKI WEARS THE CROWN NOW:)

BabyGirl:)
BabyGirl:) like.author.displayName 1 Like

1st off nikki minaj spits hotter and sings better than trick lil kim does any day! looks lik lil kim n lil mama are the 3 star tricks while nikki a 5 star chick!!!!!!

Karen Willey
Karen Willey like.author.displayName 1 Like

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