Top 20 Worst Bands of All Time: The Complete List


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16. 4 Non Blondes
We can be thankful that 4 Non Blondes only made one album-- 1992's Bigger, Better, Faster, More! -- but it's a doozy, a mess of classic rock wails and faux bluesiness. Consider yourself lucky if you don't remember lyrics like "Oh please Mr. President, will you lend me a future." Their hit "What's Up?" meanwhile combines the worst of what Ani DiFranco and grunge had to offer, all of it dressed up in thrift store clothing that probably smelled funny. The quartet has disappeared, but the band's dubious legacy lives on through member Linda Perry, writer and producer of some of the most boring radio songs imaginable, including Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" and Pink's "Get the Party Started." -Liz Ohanesian

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cailinrua1991
cailinrua1991

Good job guys, you've somehow managed to bypass almost every band that should have made this list... Can't say I'll be reading any future music articles you puke out.

Demonsdemon
Demonsdemon

OK. I think it is pretty clear that Anna Westhoff needs to lay off smoking bath crystals and snorting Drano...see her GLOWING review of The Livng Sisters and compare it to the above. I am no Oasis fan, but she rags on "Wonderwall" for being "pure nonsense" and then gloats over a "band" whose most (un)popular song "How are you doing?" in utterly atrocious (don't believe me, check out the video on youtube)! Oh and she can't forgive the above for "ripping off other artists songs" yet the album being released by The Living Sisters (and being reviewed by Ms. Westoff, apparently) consists of all cover songs! WTF?  EPIC FAIL!

thedarn
thedarn

terrible list... spend the money you made editing it wisely.... i can see you buying a goo goo dolls cd with your check? or will you save that purchase for when you make your "best" list?  let me guess? you are a "poison" fan? 

niewy25
niewy25 like.author.displayName 1 Like

The funny thing is some of the greatest musicians of all time carried these bands, Neil Pert greatest rock drummers, Paul McCartney enough said, Linda Perry could wale especially on the bridge to Morphine and Chocolate if you ever heard 4 non blondes cover of Misty Mountain Hop it was amazing, The Eagles had three amazing song writers in Walsh, Fry and Henley, and could play great rock n roll,  If you want to talk great bass players you can look at Flee from the Chili peppers.  

dgstan
dgstan

I would have omitted Hootie - solely because he's wearing a "Silos" t-shirt - and put INXS in their place. Otherwise, no issues.


Congrats on making it onto MSNBC frontpage.

fredley
fredley like.author.displayName 1 Like

Also glad you accomplished you're goal to gain cheap views by trolling, which comes at the price of losing all legitimacy whatsoever.

fredley
fredley like.author.displayName 1 Like

I made an account just to comment how much rubbish this list is. Some of these bands are complete shite but Rush, RHCP, Pearl Jam?  What kind of crack rock are these authors smoking? Way to be "cutting edge" by saying some of the greatest bands are terrible you bunch of posers. Worst list of all time top 20, this takes the cake.

Miguel Haro
Miguel Haro

Creed and Nickleback ..neck and neck !

chokfm
chokfm

If you like Rock, Jazz Rock, Progressive Rock, Art Rock, Hard Rock, drums, guitars, bass groove lines, intelligents lyrics and intenses, melodics and emotionals voices... RUSH is the best band in this Galaxy. 40 years of awsome tours, awsome concerts, awsome CD's, awsome videos, awsome live performances, awsome creativity.... You can didn't like RUSH for sure, but RUSH in top 20 of worst band ever? For sure you don't know why RUSH is an awsome band! So .. We apologize...

Wetmaker.com
Wetmaker.com

being number 2 on this list must be additional failure

Rex Bourke
Rex Bourke

this is spot on WELL DONE LA WEEKLY-I HATE THOSE BANDS TOO

Gerry Doot
Gerry Doot

Whoever wrote this is an idiot and clearly does not play music or know anything about the subject. A lot of those bands are not only incredibly talented but influential as well. LA Weekly, please fire that person... moron.

bluefxdwg3
bluefxdwg3

Look at the source...LA Weekly? Anything coming out of Cali and LA is total bullshit and who really pays any attention to them? They live on another planet. Rush, Eagles, Foreigner, Pearl Jam? REALLY??? Someones jealous over the TALL cash all these bands have earned over there quite successful and LONG LASTING careers.

Larry Novak
Larry Novak

Once again, opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink! I guess success is a barometer for making the list...

Valentino Herrera
Valentino Herrera

Did you just Google "bands people bitch about"? This is the best you could do - 20 Worst Bands of All Time? Were you asleep during the 80s or not born yet? There are maybe one or two that deserve inclusion, but you really missed the boat on this one. What a steaming pile of horse feces.

Michael Eric
Michael Eric

Worst list i've seen, Pearljam, RHCP, Eagles, Paul Mc Cartney/Wings, really!!! smh.

Jonathan Lising
Jonathan Lising

Spent 5 minutes looking for Creed...Now I will never get that time back...just like the time I listened to Creed for 5 minutes.

Rich Bru
Rich Bru

You guys should be castrated for including Rush in this list ! It's obvious you have no concept of musicianship.

William Gallegos
William Gallegos

LA weekly didn't even have the guts to include the names of those behind the list (different from those who commented on each band). Maybe it was "Ask the Mexican's" Gus Arellano, protesting the fact that Mexican bands never make the list of "20 greatest bands" or maybe it was pro-gangbanger rights activist/writer Dennis Romero, who prefers "Gay Club" music. HORRIBLE TOP 20 LIST LA WEEKLY!!!

Kat Venegas
Kat Venegas

I agree with Steve. The list is invalid. and Kevin had it right on the money must have been complied by the under twenty people who no nothing about music. Must be Bieber lovers

Chris Schaper
Chris Schaper

This is number one on the worst top 20 lists of all time.

Isabel Dréan
Isabel Dréan

Red Hot Chili Peppers ??? Pearl Jam?? But not blink 182, Poison, and the obvious Nickelback, Creed... This piece doesn't even deserve commenting really....

Michelle Davies
Michelle Davies

Horrible list of top 20 worst bands. Is La Weekly just trying to get more readers by having bad lists?

Chris Hostetler
Chris Hostetler

People, I love the fact that you take the time to; A. To read the post B. Comment C. Tell your friends about how ridiculous/stupid/foolish this list is. By doing these 3 things, you have given clout to what you "despise" ... this is the internet, kids ... And a good blogger knows how to push your buttons to get attention. For what it's worth, the LA Weekly is great at doing so. BTW - I happen to agree with most of the list and applaud leaving out so many obvious choices.

Clayton Detwiler
Clayton Detwiler

This list is complete B.S. Sucks that it had to come from you.

Carl Hardwick
Carl Hardwick like.author.displayName 1 Like

Rush is better than any band today. Period. Nirvana should have been #1 on the list. Lists created by kids....yawn.

Kevin Kemezys
Kevin Kemezys

must be under twenty to have compiled that list. I must know nothing about music to like such bands displayed on that list. Who compiled that list?

tensegrity
tensegrity

This list has to be link bait. Either that or the writer's pussy still hurts from not getting chosen to play on the 7th grade Lacrosse team. Please quit your job now and save yourself. Complete joke of an article.

Roger Gonzalez
Roger Gonzalez

Hard to take anything serious when half of the list consisted of generalizations about white people.

Ray Gaña
Ray Gaña

I can agree with the whole list but I'm not sure if you're about the RHCP, unless you're talking about them now then yeah they suck but they have made 3 amazing albums.

Grace Garcia
Grace Garcia

this is the stupidest article ever written about music! OASIS?RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS? RUSH? PEARL JAM? SEX PISTOLS? never reading any of your music articles ever again.

Kevin Luby
Kevin Luby

Mister Mister should have been on the list.

Kevin Luby
Kevin Luby

Finally someone shredding Dave Matthews in the press. The poster child for mediocrity.

Shawn Schwaller
Shawn Schwaller

The number one most boring name for a man is "David."

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