Top Ten Awkward Coachella Dance Move GIFs


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Her gesticulations say "straight gangsta," while her outfit and accessories cry out for stronger role models.


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Qixx
Qixx

#6 is called poi (and is often performed with fire). If you don't know what that is, you probably shouldn't be writing articles on Coachella, especially when talking about dancing.

yobilltechno
yobilltechno

EVERY single dance move is in The Do Lab haha, thats awesome. 

Pat Walsh
Pat Walsh

Are the Rolling Stones really gonna play there in 2013? Or is that just a rumor?

RevGoolee
RevGoolee

Okay seriously, #5, the "Brostep"...I lost it.

Rohan Aurora
Rohan Aurora

Nice. But, why pick on these poor people? Slow news day.

Superabound
Superabound like.author.displayName 1 Like

What is the fucking deal with LA Weekly readers that makes every comments section the whiniest bitchfest this side of a PMS convention?

a journalist
a journalist like.author.displayName 1 Like

Journalists ridicule public figures. Bullies ridicule private citizens.

robin56
robin56

It's cute content. Why is everyone soooo angry, defensive and controlling on the comments?

Your Mom
Your Mom

Please ignore the "don't pick on these poor people" comments.  This is is hilarious.  My only complaint is that there aren't more.  ...I feel like half the photos taken of myself are of me crazy-eyed, pontificating expressively, mouth agape, and / or sneezing.  People do awkward, non-photogenic shit.  ...First world problems, man.  First world problems.  

Sally Smith
Sally Smith

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Djnarlycarly
Djnarlycarly like.author.displayName 1 Like

kind of rude. Taking the context (i.e. Music) out of the moment, and ranting on people expressing their joy, however awkward, for the moment that their only care is music. ....and posting a top 10 freak show article. sad

Rc
Rc like.author.displayName 1 Like

I just feel bad for whoever was busy recording anyone else at Coachella, instead of dancing themselves

Guestlove
Guestlove like.author.displayName 1 Like

http://shechive.files.wordpres...Nothing sadder than the hipster trolls at LA Weekly whining that people at a concert are having fun.  Did you think your elitist attitude would get you laid because you'd heard of the bands before Coachella booked them and used to carve xSxEx in your arm?  Pathetic excuse for an article.  These people are just having fun, how lame is it to assume you know why people are there, what they are on, and that you're somehow superior to them because of your imagined authenticity.

/tl:dr version: just let the people dance and get over yourselves...

Small_ash99
Small_ash99

go Youtube: kyle christian coachella    for some real coachella dance moves haha

Tina_is_winning
Tina_is_winning

OMG that was hillarious.. me likes so much :) and cute too

a.net
a.net like.author.displayName 1 Like

LA weekly, your constant douche-baggery never ceases to amaze. It must be awesome to make a living bagging on everything you see, probably passing it off as some sort of hipster narrative

No
No

#6 is hot as hell!

pacas818
pacas818

dats the homegirl lil gypsy 

818Pacas
818Pacas

damn thats my homie from the 818 Pacas

Leezajaan
Leezajaan

Please they are not the kind of ppl you see at an event like this they are wanna be party chasing skanks.

Leezajaan
Leezajaan

These bitches r retarded. Lol.... No need for drugs.

Blaznblue
Blaznblue like.author.displayName 1 Like

Think its time to grow up and let people be themselves. Strive to achieve to be better viewers, commentators, oh...that's it, better people

Sfsu322
Sfsu322

Anybody else notice majority of these are in the Do Lab Tent? hahahaha

Terrence Conrad
Terrence Conrad

Author U Suck!!! Should be slapped with millions of elf dildos...

@Guest
@Guest

what the guy below me is really saying is "leave them alone, they're hot"

Dan_possibly_the_man
Dan_possibly_the_man like.author.displayName 1 Like

pretty sure this article can be summed up as: if you take a 5 second gif of anyone dancing at a concert they'll look a little silly. considering how many legitimately ridiculous moves i've seen in years past, either this was too normal or the format wasn't really conducive. it's certainly no best dancer in the whole world at lollapalooza video

Pete Moss
Pete Moss

She really plays with balls nicely.

someone
someone

seriously, listen, dirty hippie/moron/loser supporters on here with your lengthy explanations of letting people live freely and why are you riticuling these people and oh my god, why is this article being written.....shut the fuck up. I would  never go to this festival because of assholes like you and the ones shown above...I have been in the music industry for years...this is just an excuse for losers to go out, make an ass of them selves, try to look cool and do drugs...if you want to do drugs, move out of mom's house, get your own place, have some people over and do what you want...

This is not for the music anymore, this is for people who want to try and be cool and think they are true fans of music. A bunch of LA douchebag/hipster/scenster/hippies thinking they are supporting the cause...

Alexander the great, thank you for your intuitive novel in defense of your fellow assholes... fuck off.. no once cares, quit deffending people you dont know and trying to justify your asshole kind in an attempt to make the ones calling the above stupidity out for what it is to the public look uneducated and ill-informed. Thank you LA weekly for showing why Cochella is the dumbest excuse of a music festival!

Peace bitches

DEEZNUTZ
DEEZNUTZ

Wow, nice fluffy balls bitch!

DEEZNUTZ
DEEZNUTZ

*Douchebag(doosh-bag)Plural: Douchebags

Sample: Hey dude, did you see all of the Douchebags from Cochella dancing?-Hell yeah I did, god, I hope I never have the encounter of seeing them in public or I may have to slap some sense into them!

Websters Dictionary Translation

All participants in all 10 of the enlightening, entertaining (from the standpoint of my own amusement) and douchebaggery displayed from the Cochella Posers.

Jim
Jim

 Absolutely 100% correct.Its nothing but scenester douchebags who aren't fans of the bands.

Case in point during Refused's set the only time you heard the crowd was during "New Noise", which was played on radio and in movies so those people were all poseurs.

Buttercup
Buttercup

Seriously? Anyone who was at the Refused show was there seeing a band who hasn't been around in 14 years and was missing one of the biggest acts of the weekend to see them but they didn't sing along to ALL the songs so they aren't officially allowed to like the music according to you? Pretentious idiots like you are the poseurs: you can't just enjoy the music and hope other people discover and find joy in it too; it's like you have to own it and the more people that like it the less you can enjoy it. Gag. Guess what, the artists think you are idiots too. They make music to be listened to by the masses even guys like Refused. Otherwise they wouldn't have done a decade and a half reunion at a majorly commercial festival like coachella. On the dancing gif thing, I think it's funny and the people rabidly defending them need to lighten up a little but the ones making fun and calling them douchebags I just feel sorry for because it must be so sad to live in the world you've created for yourself where you can't just let go and have fun in fear that someone, somewhere might- gasp!- think you are not cool.

Gaia_vibrations
Gaia_vibrations

You should probably spend more time looking for music that would make your body move rather than spending your time making fun of others

Steven
Steven

 Please go O.D.

Helski
Helski

I find everything about this article offensive... it just looks like a load of people having a good time to me. Let them do their own thing... who cares if you don't think they're good at dancing, they're probably having a much better time in those seconds than you've had in your entire life. And the girl with the poi? She's actually really fucking good!

snowboarderjohn
snowboarderjohn

There was a lot of baaaaaaaaad dancing. Booze or drug induced in many cases....some, just BAD!

Mark Poirier
Mark Poirier

I don't know who this author is, but he needs to get a life.  These are just a bunch of people having a good time and relaxing at a DANCE PARTY.  Who needs see your nosey camera phone shoved in their faces so you can pull them out of context and make your petty judgments.  LA weekly is a worthless rag for publishing this kind of invasive crap.

Jim
Jim

 If its in public its not invasive. If you do not want to look like an idiot don't do it in public. It would be invasive if it happened in someone's home, but in public there is ZERO expectation of privacy. Get off your high horse and learn what invasive actually means.

HART
HART

#6 is a muse. Love that girl.

Jonny
Jonny

I'm jealous of bro-step guy's flow at page 6 (#5).

Yermom
Yermom

yeah, yer dcks... 

Livinlovineveryday
Livinlovineveryday like.author.displayName 1 Like

hey my name is alex and that is me :) hope u enjoy my dancing. I am loving life at that moment! And for those of u discussing why people go to coachella, ill say why i went. For the music to dance and overall enjoyable experience. Have a nice day

Guestlove
Guestlove

Nice poi moves... funny how people are reacting so negatively to them.  Guess not everyone approves of having a hobby.

HART
HART

Your an organic goddess Alex! <3

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