Top Five Most Overrated Female Musician Sex Symbols
Last month we offered up our top 20 sexiest female musicians list, and were delighted that everyone agreed with our choices! Just kidding; we were more annoyed that folks suggested some of the below performers deserved slots. In our opinion, they're about as sexy as a colonoscopy.
Pink fancies herself the kind of lady who will shout in your face, kick you in the balls, lick your armpits, and then dance on top of you while you writhe in pain. And you'll like it! Except you won't. You'll be crying.
4. Nicki Minaj
So, let's get this straight. Nicki Minaj is not particularly friendly, she's not sure she digs men that much, she drapes herself in Gaga-esque outfits, and musically she's focused on her primary demographic of prepubescent girls. Sure, she can rap her ass off, but that alone hardly warms our cockles.
See also: Critics Need to Lay Off Nicki Minaj