Why This Song Sucks

Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe": Why This Song Sucks

By Shea Serrano Wed., Jul. 18 2012 at 8:28 AM
Categories: Why This Song Sucks
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They called her by name, yo. That's game over.

Conclusions:

(I) Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World was really good.
(II) Apologies to hookers.
(III) Let's not pretend like we didn't all read those stories in the back of Seventeen about embarrassing moments people experienced. They were always entertaining. I mean, I had no idea so many teenagers were getting walked in on while masturbating.

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nihal.fdo
nihal.fdo

I am going to write my own article on why this song sucks.

Brian Apple
Brian Apple

Maybe it's just meant to be a light-hearted song with a catchy chorus.

Jen Gordon
Jen Gordon

Here we go again...first Gotye sucks now you think CRJ sucks butt too now? yeesh :)

gunshotglitter
gunshotglitter

Shea Serrano is the retarded demon spawn of Bill Simmons and Cracked.com.  He could write 10,000 words about anything pop culture-related without so much as one insight into why something actually sucks.

Donald Cho
Donald Cho

I thought this was a tampon jingle first time I heard it. Sung by Rebecca Black.

nod
nod

1. It's a bad song. 2. Except The Beatles were talented. 3. So are prostitutes! 4. It's a comedy piece. Get over yourself.

David Arnspiger
David Arnspiger

1. It's a song.  2. It's not meant to be the Beatles, and they did this kind of fluff too. 3. She's just having fun. 4. LA Weekly should be known as LA Weakly for publishing this crap.

nihal.fdo
nihal.fdo

Hey David, you are an idiot. Someone needs to dislike this crap and mark it as SPAM.

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