Ten Things We Learned About New Kids on the Block From Their New Biography

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Like any girl who came of age in the early 90s, we knew some basic facts on the New Kids on the Block.

We knew Donnie was the leader; Joey and Jordan, the cute ones, and the lead singers; Jon, the shy, sensitive one; Danny, the one who looked like a monkey. We knew that our best friend in grade school was utterly convinced she was going to marry Jordan. And we knew that when the New Kids, now known by the acronym NKOTB, made their triumphant return four years ago, a surprising number of our friends bought tickets and shrieked all the way through the show.

So maybe those friends -- the diehard fans -- knew everything there was to know about the band already. But for those of us who just knew the basics, Nikki Van Noy's new authorized biography, New Kids on the Block: Five Brothers and a Million Sisters, contains a surprising number of revelations about the boy band that practically invented the genre, at least for white folks. Here are the ten we found most surprising.

10. The New Kids were legit.
Or, at least, they weren't manufactured in the way of so many boy bands that followed, like the Backstreet Boys. With the exception of Joey McIntyre, they were all from Boston's hardscrabble Dorchester neighborhood and all went to the same elementary school. It was Donnie Wahlberg who met producer Maurice Starr and recruited the others -- with, again, the exception of McIntyre, who lived a few neighborhoods over and was found after Starr's aide called around looking for "white kids who could sing and dance."

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9. Their backgrounds are genuinely hardscrabble.
All five New Kids were from ginormous, blue-collar families. Joe and Donnie both had eight siblings, Danny had five, and Jonathan and Jordan were part of a family with six biological children and typically as many as six foster kids at any one time.

Interestingly, Donnie's younger brother, Mark Wahlberg, was a member of the group's earliest incarnation, called (bizarrely) Nynuk. But when the Wahlbergs moved to a different neighborhood, Mark fell in with a new crowd. "Mark had new friends in Savin Hill, so he didn't want to be in the studio with me," Donnie tells Van Noy. "He wanted to go out and steal cars with his friends."

8. The New Kids were originally marketed to black audiences.
Starr's previous success was with New Edition, so his connections were in black radio. Plus, the New Kids were urban kids who liked breakdancing, R&B and hip-hop -- and at that point, crossover was still rare.

But their album, made with CBS Records' black division, faltered on black music charts; it was only when a DJ on a pop station in Tampa started playing "Please Don't Go Girl" that anyone realized that white girls might be interested, too.

7. They paid their dues.
Among the New Kids' early shows: retirement homes and, Van Noy writes, "a jail where one of Donnie's brothers was incarcerated at the time." In a desperate attempt to woo the inmates, the boys threw cigarettes into the crowd. Donnie tells Van Noy, "I just knew prisoners loved cigarettes, and I also figured it's the only way we wouldn't get humiliated." It worked.

6. Their first big breakthrough? Harlem's Apollo Theater.
They were petrified to perform in front of the notoriously tough crowd. (As Danny explains to Van Noy, this was not Showtime at the Apollo as we see it on TV; it was an even rowdier night for true amateurs.) But they were a hit: Halfway into the performance, Jon recalls to Van Noy, "They started shouting, 'Go white boys! Go white boys!' It was just like, 'What the hell is happening?"

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Aniela Kennedy
Aniela Kennedy

Jordan and Jon Knight, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood and Joey McIntyre

tammytibbetts
tammytibbetts

@lndsygblr @bevjack see you in LA this December! Any NYC adventures on your horizon?

lndsygblr
lndsygblr

@tammytibbetts Woohoo! Let me know when, so we can meet up! No plans for NY in my near future, but maybe @BevJack ;)

Mirtha Lopez
Mirtha Lopez

Uh yeah! I wonder where my Jordan barbie doll is????? Hmm...

Alma Orozco
Alma Orozco

Of course! Joe, Danny, Jordan, John, Donnie :)

WaffleHouse
WaffleHouse

@FoodisnewRock You are correct! #bestplacetohangout @LAWeeklyMusic @NKOTB

dzeni.dzeni
dzeni.dzeni

I love @NKOTB because they represent what was best in me, the strength to live, survive and move on. Being a teen during siege of Sarajevo was killing my soul, but their poster hanging on the wall was a reminder of a better world. I actually wrote a story about it http://nkotb-poster.blogspot.com

8thCyn
8thCyn

@twisted_writer @NKOTBandUs @LAWeekly Didn't appreciate the whole "Danny looks like a monkey" comment, though. Play nice, people!

twisted_writer
twisted_writer

@8thCyn @NKOTBandUs Yeah that wasn't nice! I have friends who still say that so I guess I didn't think as much of it but it is mean. :(

8thCyn
8thCyn

@twisted_writer @NKOTBandUs I know ppl who say it, too. I just don't understand why people think they don't have feelings, too?

twisted_writer
twisted_writer

@8thCyn @NKOTBandUs I don't think they see them as human beings, like you & me. Many people don't stop & think about how hurtful it could be

TDot_Babs
TDot_Babs

@ktsummer The only thing I learned is that the New Kids were deeply unhappy and didn't like anything. Jhonen Vasquez would have loved them.

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