Henry Rollins: The American People Kicked Your Ass, Republicans
I am in one hell of a position to gloat. Hey, you dumbfucks, you didn't get what you wanted. You lost, assholes. I hope he is from Kenya. Salaam alaikum, bitches. That could be me if I wanted to but believe it or not, that's not remotely where I'm coming from. However, I must say that I have never been so happy to see an American politician's career come to an end. I didn't think anyone in that dismal world could offend me more than Bush and Cheney but Romney and Ryan managed to do it. I never thought I would miss John McCain but Romney made me miss him every time I heard Romney speak.
Thinking of the fact that Mitt Romney took the biggest possible shot from the most money driven vantage point and still lost makes me think of the orifice-ripping that Al Pacino unleashed upon Kevin Spacey in the Mamet film Glengarry Glen Ross: What you are hired for, is to help us. Does that seem clear to you? To help us. Not to fuck us up! To help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy. You company man. In his business life, Romney ruined the lives of a lot of people. Had he become president, the level of damage he could have wreaked can only be imagined in a nightmare. So, no gloating for me, just relief and wonder at what my fellow Americans get into their heads.
Republicans did the best they could to keep people from voting. From sending out mail with the wrong date to cast your ballot to actually attempting to intimidate people at the polls. It didn't work. The American people kicked your ass. That has to hurt a bit. To hurl all your bully bullshit with such force only to see people stand in line for hours to vote, undeterred. Your disrespect for the Constitution and law is incredible. Congratulations, you have no credibility and on top of that, you lost. After all that money you spent in an attempt to steal an election, you still got beat. The fact that you went through all this for the sake of Mitt Romney must make it all the more humiliating.
Looking back at the line of dolts Republicans had in mind for candidates deserves mention. It's been only a few months since we had to endure the freak show of Romney, Bachmann, Cain, Paul, Gingrich, Perry and Santorum. I was astounded at the level of lunacy and idiocy at those wacky debates. I laughed my ass off. The clown car was packed and the jokes kept right on coming.