Doing Drugs, Lots of Drugs, With Myka 9
9:52 PM: In my head I'm thinking this is a dumb idea. Should I really be tripping on psychedelics right now? But she did say it would only last 20 minutes.
9:53 PM: I take a hit and cough immediately. Shanny tells me that I won't feel anything if I cough right away. I take another much larger hit and hold it in as long as I can. I take one last hit. Then I cough for about five minutes.
9:55 PM: I have no idea where I am.
9:56 PM: The scene looks like Africa or maybe India. It's exactly where I want to be. I see an entire city around me with bright lights and streaming colors. I look over at Jeni, and she looks like an elf. She's singing music, and I can see all of the notes floating around my head. I'm in a dream. There is beauty all around me. Myka looks right at me with sullen eyes. He tells me he's my spiritual healer. I touch his face. Or at least I think I do.
9:57 PM: I'm spinning in circles. I start playing the drum. I'm really good. Maybe that's not me playing. I'm not sure. My world is sparkly circles. I'm definitely in Africa now. I look at the elephant shapes in the distance. I see some green creatures crawling toward me. Everyone looks like a god.
9:59 PM: I close my eyes. I can feel the juice from the gum I am chewing slowly trickle inside my body.
10:05 PM: I see a lot of dolphins. I'm not really sure if they are real or not. I think it might be my hands.
10:06 PM: I start crying. Tears are running down my face. Shanny's face is glowing. She looks like a cartoon alien. She wipes away my tears and it feels really good. I ask her to do it again. Everything goes white for a second. Am I dying?
10:10 PM: She places crystals all over my legs. I feel really close to her. She asks if I'm a musician. I'm now convinced I was playing the drum.
10:11 AM: Myka welcomes me to the spiritual side. Shanny's eyes are really large. She speaks some language I don't recognize. She tells me she made it up when she was young. It's called Ibe.
10:30 PM: I'm fucking high as shit.
10:32 PM: I take this photo. It resembles what I'm seeing right now:
10:41 PM: I think we are out of Africa now. Everything is somewhat hazy, black and cold. It's still beautiful outside. Myka tells me that we are welcoming an unfolding rebirth. Cerebral limitations. The spirit of the mind. He calls himself "the Spirit Pimp."
11:10 PM: "Where am I going to sleep?" asks Myka. "I don't really want to sleep on this beach and get woken up at 5 AM or get run over. Maybe I can call my girl Macy Gray."
11:22 PM: "I'm so high right now! I'm tripping my ass off. I just smoked DMT for the first time!" shouts Jeni. She turns around and starts running toward the ocean, wildly.
11:46 PM: "What the fuck?" shouts Myka to Jeni.
11:50 PM: "Why are you fighting with me?" asks Jeni. "When you get drunk, you get so mean."
"You're an open shadow, but you just freaked out on me," he says. "You just started going crazy and growling at me."
"Yeah, I'm on DMT, asshole!" she screams. "Get the fuck out of here! I swear to God I love you, but fucking get out of here."
11:55 PM: Myka storms away. He yells in the distance, "This is why no one likes you!"