Henry Rollins: Christmacidal

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[Look for your weekly fix from the one and only Henry Rollins right here on West Coast Sound every Thursday, and come back tomorrow for the awesomely annotated playlist for his Saturday KCRW broadcast.]

A few nights ago, I finished the last show of a tour that started in January. I have done 188 shows in 19 countries this year. I should be tired of being onstage, tired of the hustle, etc., but I am not. Quite the opposite, actually. The fact that it's all behind me now is the hardest part to deal with.

I was able to buffer my re-entry into our fair city with several sold-out nights at Largo, one of my favorite places to perform anywhere. The last show was a bummer, only because it was the last show.

Los Angeles can be a strange place to come back to, because no matter how many days or even months at a time I am gone, the familiarity of seeing places is too familiar, like I never left. This is why the Largo shows were such a great experience. To be able to connect with real people and not merely the L.A. sprawl was very helpful.

I came back to my office to columns of mailers leaning against the wall. It will take days to free the LPs therein, weeks to catalog them, months and years to get them all listened to. For me, there can never be enough music.

Now that the election is in the past, Americans are tasked with gearing up for Christmas. No matter what meaning this occasion holds for you or what your opinion is about it, you will be dealing with this often grotesque hybridization of religion and breathless consumerism for weeks to come. As the first signs of decorations make themselves noticeable on our streets, the stores are beyond ready. Fox News clowns are polishing their War on Christmas raps for their ever-diminishing audience as Americans brace for the annual barrage of peace on earth, good cheer and, of course, the savings.

Perhaps the first dehumanizing shot across the bow is Black Friday; the phrase alone says a lot about what you're potentially in for, and a lot about America. Consumerism is at once the engine of America and simultaneously one of the most revealing indicators of our collective shallowness. Right after you are done with your Thanksgiving meal, you are, if you choose to partake, given the opportunity to line up in front of retail outlets for hours and, when the time is right, go running through a store to aggressively grab what could soon be yours, that is if you are strong enough to take it and hold on.

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B.Kenna
B.Kenna

Merry Christmas Henry!...you big grump.

JennieVasquez
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It's a free country, if people want to sit on their asses in front of Best Buy for an entire week and drink large liter bottles of Pepsi while they wait to get a deal on a super large mega tv they likely don't need or want to fight it out over the panty bar at Victoria Secret, it's up to them.  Nothings says Christmas like punching it out over underwear.  That's the spirit.  I'm guilty of shopping almost every year on Black Friday.  I like to go after the initial crazy rush when funny enough many stores are quite empty.  Go to a Target or Walmart around 8am and there is nobody and you get most of the same deals.  I don't stand in line to shop and I don't shove to get an item so if I miss out on something I guess I didn't really need it because somehow my lovely life continues on just fine.  I like to ask the employees how crazy it was and they all kindly say it was hectic to say the least.  They deserve hazard pay or something.  

I have to admit I love Christmas I love the music, the decorations, and mostly the food especially tamales.  I'd give anything for one of my mother's tamales. It's not the same as when I was younger and my parents and other loved ones were alive so now it is more about the spiritual side, visiting cemeteries to pay my respects, surrounding myself with people I actually like, and doing activities that I want to do not feel obliged to do.  What I don't like about the season? All the hate and unnecessary anxiety and stress.  I see people being so rude to each other.  I see people looking completely stressed out while shopping and freaking out because they can't find the perfect gift.  The perfect gift is the gift of your company if the recipient really loves you.  It has nothing to do with an item.  The hate is what I dislike the most.  Every year I get emails from people stating that it's Merry Christmas not X-mas or Happy Holidays.  Really?  Is that an issue?  Not everyone is a Christian.  To want to include those that don't observe Christmas by saying Happy Holidays only means I want everyone, regardless of their beliefs to have a nice day. Is that a sin? I often try and imagine what it is like for those that don't observe Christmas.  I would think it feels like drowning in a sea of eggnog or or tinsel.

On a final note, while shopping the other day I saw some funky decorations.  I declared to my 2 sisters  that next year I was doing the decorating and we were going to have a Funky Christmas.  I now have an official soundtrack thanks to Henry's recommendation of Bootsy Collins.  I took a listen to it and it is now something I need to order immediately.  

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