Skrillex Considered Having His 12/21 Party on the Moon

I predict Skrillex will find his Rightful Place with the Insane Clown Posse in 2013.

Asphyxiation at 132 BPM...

Skrillex drives the EDM Short Bus to the Moon...then loses his keys... they all asphyxiate. Happy Ending.

I'm the one horribly misquoted in this post and I'd just like to set the record straight.

Skrillex Mothership Tour 2012: Moonpocalypse Edition was cancelled due to a setback in our Moon base drop. The Mothership was supposed to drop the base in the South Pole Crater (obviously the only legitimate moon venue nowadays), but instead they dropped the base right on the Apollo 11 landing site...which is so 1969. We didn't want to do something that had been done before, so we're in the process of relocating the venue to the dark side of the moon. Good news, though: the Skrillex Moon Terraforming Project should be complete by mid 2014, so the entire rock will be open for partying! Two bedroom, two bath waterfront condos will start at 6 million OWSLA bucks.

Also, this post should have one more tag: Shitty Journalism.

That is so dumb.

then why doesnt he go there. and stay there.

Finding a ride home is a bitch.

plenty of parking...

Skrillex considered being a media-whore by making dumb statements to the press about his 12/21 party.

Well, since no space agency is doing manned flights to the Moon at the moment, how was he going to get there? :-)

LA Weekly intern, your article is bad and you should feel bad.