A Really Bad Snoop Dogg Impersonator Is on the Loose

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Christian Jørgensen
"Snoop Dogg"
Update: Jørgensen has sent in his self portrait, which you can see at the bottom of the post.

Not too long ago I received an email from a friendly Danish man (is there any other kind) named Christian Jørgensen, whose judgment I immediately trusted because of the slash through his 'o.' But that was not the right assessment. He asked me to publish some pictures of a man he'd met "on a travel to the Americas" a couple of years ago, more specifically to the Amazon rainforest.

The man, he said, was Snoop Dogg. The only problem is, as you can clearly see above and below, the man was not Snoop Dogg.

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Christian Jørgensen
Not Snoop
Honest mistake, I suppose, considering they all look the same to Danes (j/k), but it appears that this ersatz Doggfather goes to great lengths to fool people.

I'll let Jørgensen, who calls himself a "keen Ajahuascatarien" (I think that's slang for "exotic drug tourist") pick up the story from here.

A US citizen arrived to the Amazon in a private jet along with two bodyguards. He was loaded with cash and called himself Snoop Dogg. Actually in the Amazon he wanted to be known as JUANITO.

He stayed for 5 days in the house of a family who specializes in the jungle medicine of Ayahuasca, and this was the purpose of his visit. At first his intention was to stay only two -three days but the experience of the medicine was so profound he stayed for in all three ceremonies.

He sent away the bodyguards (both were armed with pistols and you name it) after two days, and stayed in the family house just with the family. He had whiskey in barrels and marijuana in pounds. The family were scared sick of him when in the evenings he had whiskey and showed off his knives.

The ayahuasca however did him good and after some time he began relaxing. He ate with the family and shared their worries and anticipations. He even proposed to the daughter, but she refused him.

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brwestho
brwestho

@keegan_hamilton thanks man for the RT.

keegan_hamilton
keegan_hamilton

@brwestho Hilarious piece. Good luck tracking down the Snoop imposter.

PASSIONARIO
PASSIONARIO

That's not Snoop...It's not Quik either, is it?

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