S.S. Coachella Fashion: Do's and Don'ts
By Liz Tracy
Ian Witlen Yes, this happened.
Most of the people we met on the S.S. Coachella had never been on a cruise before. Like us, they weren't so sure what to pack or how to dress for three days of awkwardly saying hi to their favorite bands on a floating building at sea. But, like the festival, the fans also brought their desert style to the seas (with mixed results). These are the most memorable fashion moments we caught on the maiden voyage of the S.S. Coachella. Get ready to raise your eyebrows.
See also: S.S. Coachella Cruise: Our Review From the High Seas
10. Best Shorts of All Time
Ian Witlen
Onstage, Nick Offer of !!! is like a forest fire on a windy day. The heat off his thrusting pelvis is intoxicating. He is the party. And man, does this guy love his short shorts! As you can see, these have the cover of the Rolling Stones' Some Girls album on them. Perhaps the best shorts ever made.
9. Totally to Tie Dye for
Ian Witlen
Can we just say that these two dudes in tie-dye jumpers are wearing Keds and Toms. Cannot think of less ravery shoes to match these adolescent Burning Man ensembles. They look like giant toddlers with fanny packs.

































