Why This Song Sucks: The Worst Rap Tracks of 2012
Welcome to another installment of the worst rap songs of the year, brought to you by Why This Song Sucks. They are all here this year: The all-the-way aged king, the suddenly mortal demigod, the former darling, the current darling, the most successful female rapper of the past decade, the global megastar, the lovable Bronx fat man, the incorrigible L.A. white girls, a goddamn cat; all of them, more. 
See also: *The Worst Rap Tracks of 2011
*The Best Rap Singles of 2012
Guest appearances by Brad Pitt, Arsenio Hall, Clint Eastwood , Prince, the Pakistani guy from Seinfeld, Kristen Wiig, Eddie Murphy, Nic Cage, the kid from Boy Meets World, the guy from Entourage that helped Vince nearly ruin his everything; all of them, more. These are the ten worst rap songs of 2012.
10. Kanye West, "I Don't Like remix," featuring Pusha T, Big Sean, Jadakiss
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Dear Kanye,
Sincerely,
S
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Chief Keef's original version of "I Don't Like," THE VERSION THAT JESUS INTENDED FOR THE WORLD TO HAVE, was supernaturally brilliant, and maybe the greatest, most unsettling youth in revolt moment of the year. This one though, this one was like if that first one took a poop, then that poop took a poop. It's the mythical DOUBLE POOP, yo. Also, I think Kanye West was 63-years-old when he recorded his verse. And I guess that's why he rolled Jadakiss's old ass out for a guest feature too. "No one will notice I'm way too old to try this if I Jadakiss is here," Kanye definitely said during the co-opting.
9. Kreayshawn, "Summertime," featuring V-Nasty
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Dear Kreayshawn,
With "Gucci, Gucci" we were all like,
but then with everything else we've been all like,
Make "Gucci, Gucci" again plz.
Sincerely,
S
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