Why This Song Sucks: The Worst Rap Tracks of 2012


8. Lil Debbie, EVERY SONG ALL OF THEM EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE

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Dear Lil Debbie,

Sincerely,

S

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It seems like maybe this is an opportunity to talk about young white women and rap music and examining young white women in the context of rap music and cultural assimilation and how maybe this isn't even really cultural assimilation anymore because everything has become so muddled and unclear and internet-y. Instead: No. Nope. No. Just no. It's not-- it's never-- I mean, because if you-- look, it's just-- ...no.

To be clear, Riff Raff tho:


7. Trinidad James, "All Gold Everything"

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Dear Internet,

Trinidad James is the future of hip-hop?

Sincerely,

S

Admission: I'M GOING TO LOOOOOVE THIS SONG IN CONCERT.

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14 comments
hahathisajoke
hahathisajoke

I almost took you dissing lil b seriously, until i looked at your "the best rap singles of 2012" and saw swimming pools at number one. hahahah I'd rather listen to keke purrrr so hard than listen to that lame ass hook.

Lil b is making history, and i don't think you are ready for it.

#based #legendary #expandyourmind #taskforce

SheaSerrano
SheaSerrano

@WaltNew @LAWeeklyMusic You say nice things. Thank you.

WaltNew
WaltNew

@SheaSerrano no doubt. Had me rolling.

Madeline Shaffer
Madeline Shaffer

task force reporting calling out foul fake besmirched based, love lil b, earth, and wildlife. thank you based god and keke.

Toni Underwood
Toni Underwood

Shouldn't it be "these songs" not "this songs"? Am I missing some kind of irony or is the editing at LA Weekly that pathetic?

Adylene Medrano
Adylene Medrano

omg yesss, number one is awful! and whistle isn't rap

AUgetoffmygold
AUgetoffmygold

@SheaSerrano @LAWeeklyMusic Life is too short and joyless to hate on "Cashin' Out."

LAWeeklyMusic
LAWeeklyMusic

@AUgetoffmygold @SheaSerrano But this kind of hating is full of joy and actually extends life and helps one afford condos-on-wrists

AUgetoffmygold
AUgetoffmygold

@LAWeeklyMusic @SheaSerrano I will need to see proper documentation of this before I accept this explanation.

LAWeeklyMusic
LAWeeklyMusic

@AUgetoffmygold @SheaSerrano Just got mine actually but I collapsed under the weight and now my arm hurts.

CHUBBS
CHUBBS

Whoa............Trindad James is fucking rad.

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