Why This Song Sucks: The Worst Rap Tracks of 2012
6. Flo Rida, "Whistle"
Dear Flo Rida,
Record Exec: Freddie Gibbs? Look, rap music is just too aggressive and misogynistic and can be too hard to package to a global market, which is really what we want to do here. What else ya got?
Other Record Exec: Well, there's Flo Rida.
Record Exec: What's his deal?
Other Record Exec: He has this song we can push. It's called "Whistle." It's entirely uncreative and bland and EXACTLY the sort of thing that will get 170,000,000 brainless views on YouTube.
Record Exec: "Whistle"? Like, "blow my whistle" or something?
Other Record Exec: Yes.
Record Exec: So, it's about whistling but really it's just this guy telling girls to suck his cock over and over again?
Other Record Exec: ...Yes.
Record Exec: I'm in.
5. Nicki Minaj, "Pound The Alarm"
Because she got away with "Stupid Hoe"? I guess Peter Rosenberg was right. :/