Why This Song Sucks: The Worst Rap Tracks of 2012


2. Lil B and Keke (HIS MOTHERFUCKING CAT)

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Dear Internet,

Hi again. Remember when this was your future of hip-hop? LOLZ

Sincerely,

S

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Did this even really happen? Because, I mean.

You know how there's GREAT and then there's GOOD and there's BAD and then there's SO BAD THAT IT'S KIND OF GOOD and then finally there's SO BAD THAT IT'S OBVIOUSLY GENIUS? This one goes way the fuck past all of those, circling back into its own tail of terrible.

1. Ca$h Out, "Cashin' Out"

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Dear Ca$h Out,

Sincerely,

S

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Ca$h Out's most accurate historical analogue: goddamn Murphy Lee. And fuck you if you think America needs to make that mi$take again, son.

Plus, we've all already made room for Future. Ca$h Out's spot is filled.

See also: *The Worst Rap Tracks of 2011
*The Best Rap Singles of 2012

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hahathisajoke
hahathisajoke

I almost took you dissing lil b seriously, until i looked at your "the best rap singles of 2012" and saw swimming pools at number one. hahahah I'd rather listen to keke purrrr so hard than listen to that lame ass hook.

Lil b is making history, and i don't think you are ready for it.

#based #legendary #expandyourmind #taskforce

SheaSerrano
SheaSerrano

@WaltNew @LAWeeklyMusic You say nice things. Thank you.

WaltNew
WaltNew

@SheaSerrano no doubt. Had me rolling.

Madeline Shaffer
Madeline Shaffer

task force reporting calling out foul fake besmirched based, love lil b, earth, and wildlife. thank you based god and keke.

Toni Underwood
Toni Underwood

Shouldn't it be "these songs" not "this songs"? Am I missing some kind of irony or is the editing at LA Weekly that pathetic?

Adylene Medrano
Adylene Medrano

omg yesss, number one is awful! and whistle isn't rap

AUgetoffmygold
AUgetoffmygold

@SheaSerrano @LAWeeklyMusic Life is too short and joyless to hate on "Cashin' Out."

LAWeeklyMusic
LAWeeklyMusic

@AUgetoffmygold @SheaSerrano But this kind of hating is full of joy and actually extends life and helps one afford condos-on-wrists

AUgetoffmygold
AUgetoffmygold

@LAWeeklyMusic @SheaSerrano I will need to see proper documentation of this before I accept this explanation.

LAWeeklyMusic
LAWeeklyMusic

@AUgetoffmygold @SheaSerrano Just got mine actually but I collapsed under the weight and now my arm hurts.

CHUBBS
CHUBBS

Whoa............Trindad James is fucking rad.

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