Think Morrissey Is a Douche? Go Join the NRA

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No meat on his watch hahahaha
The Staples Center will be meatless for Morrissey's show tomorrow, says Morrissey. Um, well, not exactly, says the Staples Center. Um, yeah, counters Morrissey.

His declaration that the place will be meat-free "was not reviewed by anyone in the building," adds Cara Vanderhook, flack for the Staples Center. She notes that, nonetheless, the dressing room and backstage catering for the show will not have meat, vegan items will be for sale to those attending, and McDonalds outlets within Staples Center will be closed on the evening in question (though she declines to say at whose behest).

However Michael Roth, another PR rep for the arena, seems to imply that the situation may be evolving a bit. They "will likely provide more details on Friday," he writes in an email. Tantalizing!

In any case, this has all been fairly controversial, as was Moz's decision not to appear on Jimmy Kimmel's show Tuesday night, because cast members of A&E reality program Duck Dynasty -- which chronicles a family that's gotten rich off duck calls -- would be there.

Advocates for vegetarianism and veganism are thrilled, but denizens of Twitter, Facebook, and various online publications are P.O.ed. (A guy in the comments section of one piece about the controversy calls Morriseey a "narcissistic, bleeding-ulcered asshole.") Perhaps speaking for them all, at the end of a parody video the Duck Dynasty guys made for Kimmel (above), Willie Robertson proclaims "I love yuppie food!" and bites in to a big ol' carrot. Being compared to a yuppie surely offends Moz more than all else.

All of this abuse for the latest chapter of Morrissey's long-time political crusade against eating meat, which, in America, unless you're going far out of your way to do otherwise, is all-but-synonymous with supporting factory farming. An industry where, again, in America, it is entirely legal to subject animals to a life of what amounts to torture. (Read this book if you don't believe it. It wasn't written by PETA.)

In other words, Morrissey is against torture. What a d-bag.

Remember, he's not a king mandating all villagers become vegetarian forever, though he surely wishes he were. He's asking folks to go without meat during a two-hour concert. Whether the complainers consider this request abhorrent or they believe it sets a bad precedent -- first they take away my meat at a Morrissey show, next they're taking away my Dodger dog! -- is unclear. (It's also possible that they simply like making fun of Morrissey for being dramatic, which is entirely OK.)

But for those who are getting all upset about this, we have one simple request: Go join the NRA.

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wii9788
wii9788

Hes a douchebag because he lets down a whole bunch of his fans that night who wanted to see him for free and its really annoying when he threatens to not play Coachella because theyre selling meat. . . when you let down your fans , youre a douche!

Bobpoole
Bobpoole

Great idea! Just joined the NRA.

RSaldana
RSaldana

Great article! Kudos to Morrissey for taking a stand for what he believes in. Meat-eaters are so sensitive! Must be all the hormones pumped into the food they're eating. 

Richard Guzman
Richard Guzman

is there an extreme "like" button on this thing for what Rori just wrote?

Rori Creekmore
Rori Creekmore like.author.displayName 1 Like

the writer is the biggest douche in this story. this was a terribly written article with no comprehensive segue into his wanting people to 'join the nra' short of his panties being moist for morrissey and full of blistering rage for those who don't agree entirely with his bitchy tactics. veganism = good. guns = good. people are more complex than the stereotypical black and white republican - democratic standard nowadays. the middle ground is good, it calls for free thinking. stop trying to bludgeon / ignore it.

fmp323
fmp323

I don't listen to his music (actually, I have no idea what his music even sounds like which I guess makes me  uncool but I prefer to listen to what I actually like and not blindly follow a "hip" crowd).  I'm big on animals and rarely eat meat - and when I do I try to make it free range/humanely raised.  That said, I have no problem with people who hunt for food.  It's a lot more honest than buying meat wrapped in plastic at the grocery while bemoaning factory farming.  And I like Duck Dynasty.  I didn't at first but watched it with friends and the Robertson's grew on me.  They seem like really decent people. And to their credit, on Kimmel they said Morrissey's actions were okay with them.   Boycotting Kimmel because he had them on  his show seems like a huge waste of time  Does he avoid everyone who eats meat?  And the Staples thing - dictating what they can sell for a few hours???  Lame.  Does he donate large amounts of $$$$ to farm animal rescue like HFA?  Does he care about domesticated animals??  

litethatnevergoesout
litethatnevergoesout

this was probably the most stupid response i've ever heard. making negative comments on a man or music you admit to know nothing about already invalidates any sort of poor comments you have to share.

Sherri Rosberg
Sherri Rosberg

Bananas have 50% human DNA, so if we bananas that makes humans cannibals.

TheFestivalLawyer
TheFestivalLawyer

If I was in a Facebook relationship with Morrissey I would have to pick the "It's Complicated" status. I was a huge fan of the Smiths  in the 80s and his songs still mean a lot to me. As they sang "Don't forget the songs that made you cry..and the songs that saved your life". That's how I felt back then...Also,  I've seen him several times and he can (when he wants to) put on an amazing live show.  I am also a firm believer that an artist can make whatever the hell political statement they want with their music and personal life. I mean they are artists and not doctor's or lawyers. We expect them to be eccentric and quirky and see life differently.

On the other hand the last few years he has been horrible at doing basic things to show his respect for the audience like showing up and not cancelling for stupid reasons. And I do think he has made a lot of comments in the press that were at best stupid and at worse borderline racist. And the whole "you can't eat hot dogs at my shows" seems a bit silly. I mean who eats food at a show anyway? 

I guess he had such a huge impact on me with his music that I am willing to cut him tremendous slack for any kind of obnoxious behavior. And I have to admit that I have at least THOUGHT about the issue of vegetarianism given his stand on the issue. So i guess he succeeded in that. 

I saw Morrissey in Stockton about a year ago. he was wonderful and stopped the show to talk about Syria and Assad and encouraging pressure to be put on the government to stop the massacre taking place there. What other performer could even point out where Syria is..let alone have an opinion...damn few. 

richword
richword

Another simple minded article from the weekly. I love his music but I disagree with the way he is forcing his views on others. However that does not make me a right-wing gun loving animal hating nut as you are suggesting Ben. And more importantly, I disagree with a venue caving in to these requests. What if a Christian artist ask Staples Center not to allow gay couples in one night because he/she is morally opposed to that, is that OK? Also, it's nice how the LAWeeklyMusic moderator calls its readers assholes. I'm referring to your response to Douglas Meyer. This rag isn't even good enough to wrap fish in anymore. 

akanaproductions
akanaproductions

why don't people seem to realize... the quickest way to turn reasonable people off to whatever your issues are, even if they would otherwise be sympathetic, is caricature-like levels of righteous indignation, AKA MORRISSEY.

LAWeeklyMusic
LAWeeklyMusic moderator editortopcommenter

@akanaproductions When people are too lazy or self-satisfied to change their behavior they often blame the messenger. But don't pretend you'd be doing anything different in a world without Morrissey. 

Allura Eckert
Allura Eckert

@ Elaine Reyes, it'll be an awesome show! Wish I was going!

Vago
Vago

You are assuming More-wussy will actually show up to play the gig.  This is a big stretch, the guy cancels if he gets a hangnail.  Feed him to GWAR.

Bruce Shepherd
Bruce Shepherd

Morrissey, still a giant douche bag after all these years.

Al Barrera
Al Barrera like.author.displayName 1 Like

Who goes to a concert to eat? Dont take my booze

Amanda Pontius
Amanda Pontius

Seeing as there's still tickets left for Staples I fully intend to drape myself in meat & attend.

Elaine Reyes
Elaine Reyes

He does matter to a lot of people that enjoy his music. I will be at Staples and I'm not a vegan :-P

Dennis Best
Dennis Best

Looks like the people have spoken, LA Weekly! Plus, bringing up the animal torture argument in the same article as the Duck Dynasty guys is inconsistent. They promote hunting, the exact opposite of factory processed food.

LAWeeklyMusic
LAWeeklyMusic moderator editortopcommenter

@Dennis Best Um, no one said the Duck Dynasty guys had anything to do with factory farming. Morrissey, however, is also opposed to hunting for sport. 

Robert Quevedo
Robert Quevedo

No we are just saying he doesn't matter. He can so his little concert then fly away. On a serious note. Staples center is going to stink. 20000 vegans pooping in that place. Ever follow a vegan after they used the bathroom? That smell will peel the paint off a wall.

Elaine Reyes
Elaine Reyes

So Morrissey is not entitled to his opinion but every one else is??? UMMM Ok! Anyhow, you Moz haters need to get over it I mean really? It's quite hilarious!

Douglas Arthur Meyer
Douglas Arthur Meyer

So either you are a vegetarian or a gun toting asshole? No middle ground? Meat is Murder is the least of food supply worries. This type of thinking marginalizes real whistle blowers who are trying to possitively affect change.

LAWeeklyMusic
LAWeeklyMusic moderator editortopcommenter

@Douglas Arthur Meyer Wait, what? What's the "middle ground" here? Just because you don't have an NRA card doesn't mean you aren't still an asshole. 

Kris Noble
Kris Noble

To call him a douche would be being nice to him, he is an absolute bell end. I'm getting fed up hearing about him on Facebook every single day (99% of the time from LA Weekly). He hasn't been relevant for at least a decade. I just don't understand Los Angeles obsession with him.

Robert Quevedo
Robert Quevedo

I hated this guy in high school when my nancy boy friends went to his concert I refused in 1991. This guy acts like he's a hit maker. I can't recall the name of 1 of his songs. He can go stick a piece of broccoli up his ass. Btw I may not be in the NRA but I do own quite a few firearms. So if your not vegan join the NRA? This is starting to sound like the San Francisco Weekly. A city where people are high on the smell of their own ass.

Alex Starski
Alex Starski like.author.displayName 1 Like

Your suggestion that we join the NRA solely on the fact that we think he's a douche is pretty stupid. You sound as whinny as Morrissey, Ben.

Allura Eckert
Allura Eckert like.author.displayName 1 Like

From the Staples Center website "Among the vegetarian and meatless items offered at STAPLES Center’s concession stands on March 1 will be Vegan Sloppy Joes, Grilled Veggie Sandwich, Cheese Pizza, Vegan Sushi, Cheese Nachos, Veggie Burgers, Veggie Wraps, Pasta, salads and a hummus-and-pita plate served along with STAPLES Center’s regular menu of favorites." It's about time healthier options are available! Thank you Morrissey!

Raul Samano
Raul Samano

I love the Moz but he needs to get of his Vegan high horse.. all living things want to live and not be eaten — including plants.

Yash Garero
Yash Garero

He may have written some great lyrics and vocals decades ago, but yea, he is a douche..

Joaquin Gaitán
Joaquin Gaitán like.author.displayName 1 Like

“I’m not in this world to live up to your expectations and you’re not in this world to live up to mine.” -Bruce Lee

Brett Hampton
Brett Hampton

It's not an "either-or" proposition. Morrissey, whose best years are clearly decades behind him, behaves like a bitchy little drama queen, and not in the funny and endearing way that Elton John does. But calling him out on it doesn't mean I have to go join a pack of mouth-breathers who don't understand the Second Amendment. Oh, and instead of applauding Morrissey's alleged victory imposing his vegan will on the Staples Center, how about shedding a couple of tears for the workers whose money he stole by forcing the closure of meat vending venues at Staples during his concert run?

Tarkus
Tarkus

Vegan sushi... blech.

Perkins Gary
Perkins Gary

I like Morrissey and The Smiths, but i also like pork belly and duck for lunch. (Y)

Jeffrey Valenzuela
Jeffrey Valenzuela

Just one day without hearing Morrissey cry. that's all i'm asking...just one day!!!!

Eric Smith
Eric Smith

Great, so now i'm caught between douches. Can i just buy beer?

Marcia Anderson
Marcia Anderson

Give me a fucking break. No, being an omnivore does not = condoning factory farming. Does the douchery never end?

thewallofdtang
thewallofdtang like.author.displayName 1 Like

What the funny thing is, is I can't remember the last time I ate meat at a concert.

scott_lappi
scott_lappi

@thewallofdtang Or anything for that matter... that food's muy expensive. I could feed myself for a day or two on the price of one serving of vegan sushi there.

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